Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Big Mouth...
I knew this 'Bindaas' attitude girl at work. For the sake of anonymity we will call her 'X'; and for obvious reasons as you will see. Now X & I used to be pretty close & our conversations used to quite thick. This happened when I was working for a consulting project. One of the consulting teams was an internal client; & it was from this team that I came to know this girl, lets call her 'Y'. Now 'Y' was a sweet girl & in the course of my work I had come to know her a little bit. We used to chat sometimes, beyond the related technical Topics.
Now one day while I was discussing something technical with 'Y' on messenger; I was pinged by 'X'. She was pretty excited & the message read something like this:-
X: You know what? I watched porn yesterday; for the first time in my life.
Before I could reply, I got a call. I did an Alt-Tab & got involved in the call. After 15 minutes, when I was done...
"Oh that sounds cool, so what kind of Porn did you watch?"
"What?"
I looked closely & I realized my mistake. To my horror, I had written it to 'Y'. Nothing in words can describe the feeling. I immediately called her up trying to explain things.
"Y, the message wasn't for you. I accidentally typed it in your window."
"Ah! It’s OK; I do understand."
"Y, I am really sorry."
"It would be really good if we drop this topic right now."
"Hmm...OK... But I do hope that you understand."
"Please..."
Uh... OK!"
I really don't know who among the two of us was more embarrassed at that time. I dreaded the time when I would have to meet 'Y' in person; fortunately that hasn't happened till now. I also thought that it was the last time I would be hearing from Y. Strangely enough; we became pretty good friends after that incident.
The Second incident happened a year back. I had returned back from Scotland when one day, I saw a familiar face. It was this guy whom I had met when I was in Edinburgh. We said 'Hi' & started catching on the different 'How's who'. If you have a South Indian Friend, you would know by now, that the flavor of English is a tad different when you strike a conversation with them. For the sake of argument & not declaring them guilty without examples, most of them they lay an extraordinary amount of emphasis on the word 'Dude'. Following is how the conversation went through: -
"So how is Craig?"
...
...
"Ah, That babe is smoking Hot!"
"Which one?"
"That one..." (Pointing out the subject of my interest)
"Dude that's my Fiancée"
I was tongue-tied for a second & was about to say something to cover up my foolishness when he said
"Dude, relax... I was just kidding. I just happen to know her from a earlier project"
"Hahaha... I knew you were, anyway I wasn't talking about that girl, I was talking about that one" I said not be outdone; pointing out a beauty in a red shirt.
"Dude, that's my sister"
I started laughing at his second attempt to pull my leg. How naive did he assume me to be to think that I would be caught in the same joke again. I was laughing my guts out, till I saw his face. I had always wondered about the origin of the phrase 'red & blue'; I learnt it that day, the hard way. He turned slowly & walked away without saying another word to me. I never heard from him again.
And this is how I realized what the Yankees mean when they say "Me & my big mouth".
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The Kill...
Monday, April 13, 2009
My extramarital affair
Friday, March 13, 2009
Mistakes or Flukes...
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Long Distance Relation...
Jack : Don, are you married?
Don : Yes sir, 25 years this year.
Jack : Now, I am going to bet... that you didn't propose over the phone.
Don : Ummm, no.
Jack : And I'm pretty sure, that she didn't accept with a letter.
Don : Uhhhh.
Jack : Don?
Don : Jack?
Jack : Don?
Don : Jack?
Jack : Don... you can do this!
Overall worth watching, though not as good as 'The Invincible', 'Remember the Titans' or 'Coach Carter'.
P.S - Was Just wondering what would Jack say if she had done that? :))
Monday, January 19, 2009
When I am gone...
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Height at Night
Finally after quite a long time, I went for a hike. 'Skandagiri' is a hill some 70 kms from Bangalore on NH-7 Highway. It's famous for night climbing in moonlight.
We of course, depended more on torches than crescent moon. This place is also known for colorful sunrises. As per Murphy's law, all that could go wrong, went wrong. One of our bikes got punctured, we did loose the way in night, climbed back & then had to climb again. Well, to put in a nutshell, of the 14 people in my group who climbed; each one of them was a zombie, by the time we climbed down.
However, it was worth the effort. Here are some pictures I managed to take:-
Bangalore Skyline before sunrise, as seen from the top of Skandagiri. The shot is a long exposure of 20 seconds on my tripod(struggled quite a lot to carry that to top).
The hill in front atop the clouds is Nandi Hills. The shot has been taken just after sunrise. Because of the speeding clouds here, Nandi Hills is visible like the pupil of a blinking eye.